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Ascot United Football Club is a football club based in Ascot, Berkshire, England. They are currently members of the Isthmian League South Central Division and play at Ascot Racecourse.
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Boonford is a ghost town in Yancey County, North Carolina, and Mitchell County, North Carolina in the United States, located near present-day North Carolina Highway 80.
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Andrew Price was an American lawyer and politician who served four terms as a U.S. Representative from Louisiana from 1889 to 1897.
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