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Kanazawa University is a Japanese national university in the city of Kanazawa, the capital of Ishikawa Prefecture. The university was founded in 1949, although it can trace its roots back to 1862.
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François Cornil Bart was a French naval officer who reached the rank of vice admiral. He was the son of the famous privateer Jean Bart.
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