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Judith at the Gates of Bethulia is an 1847 painting by French artist Jules-Claude Ziegler, now in the Museum of Fine Arts of Lyon. It shows Judith holding the head of Holofernes.
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Coronation portraits of the British monarch King William IV and his consort Queen Adelaide are portrait paintings from the early 1830s by the British artists William Beechey and John Simpson depicting the King and Queen in their coronation robes. Their coronation had taken place on 8 September 1831 at Westminster Abbey. The new king had inherited the crown from his elder brother King George IV in 1830 at the age of 64.
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