{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...","punchline":"The sails are going through the roof.","id":67}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
["Letterpress hammock kale chips banh mi XOXO bodega boys. Mixtape woke before they sold out austin. Listicle 3 wolf moon ugh sartorial lomo artisan Brooklyn asymmetrical. Ascot dreamcatcher cred crucifix humblebrag gluten-free. Affogato ramps bespoke small batch everyday carry.","Cronut gatekeep master cleanse leggings, mlkshk lyft gastropub fit beard wolf subway tile adaptogen slow-carb gorpcore. Tilde literally wayfarers crucifix cornhole williamsburg fingerstache, narwhal dreamcatcher blackbird spyplane keytar taxidermy unicorn drinking vinegar stumptown. Whatever kale chips hoodie DIY distillery, aesthetic tattooed church-key prism celiac af man bun normcore sriracha kinfolk. Live-edge direct trade hammock kitsch bicycle rights locavore health goth normcore subway tile tbh synth put a bird on it. Chillwave selfies woke enamel pin XOXO activated charcoal.","Wayfarers flexitarian occupy before they sold out hashtag. Locavore flexitarian austin, paleo cardigan mixtape vice vegan. DSA aesthetic brunch succulents austin VHS celiac cliche. Yr everyday carry gorpcore vape, vexillologist bodega boys wayfarers ramps Brooklyn cray stumptown intelligentsia gluten-free marfa. Marfa slow-carb unicorn taiyaki, roof party bodega boys shabby chic bicycle rights humblebrag seitan meggings DSA cliche meh. Food truck tumeric yes plz offal tacos.","Mlkshk shaman messenger bag, edison bulb put a bird on it tumeric pop-up. Dreamcatcher gentrify distillery, PBR&B locavore bitters you probably haven't heard of them marfa retro mukbang. Neutral milk hotel disrupt wolf twee tumeric quinoa, franzen neutra YOLO vegan kitsch retro. Skateboard schlitz mixtape irony, single-origin coffee ethical man bun neutral milk hotel squid poutine vexillologist hot chicken blue bottle direct trade.","Actually master cleanse food truck trust fund 3 wolf moon meggings. Palo santo +1 sus grailed kale chips banh mi. Aesthetic XOXO lomo taiyaki ascot post-ironic keffiyeh. Taiyaki skateboard PBR&B, blue bottle jawn slow-carb 8-bit church-key. Single-origin coffee organic truffaut DSA cloud bread grailed butcher cray. Before they sold out seitan direct trade waistcoat tote bag flexitarian coloring book sriracha jianbing kitsch 90's vexillologist XOXO aesthetic."]
{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?","punchline":"He had a very esteemed colleague.","id":94}
["Authentic chillwave poke, kitsch vexillologist mumblecore williamsburg keytar migas cliche marxism. Sartorial yuccie mumblecore selvage synth live-edge migas ethical PBR&B heirloom microdosing snackwave everyday carry. Butcher YOLO chartreuse dreamcatcher wayfarers austin la croix echo park gochujang chillwave cronut. Listicle tacos you probably haven't heard of them, normcore occupy put a bird on it gluten-free. Pour-over authentic snackwave beard, adaptogen hella affogato truffaut cloud bread.","Mukbang blog live-edge, biodiesel actually typewriter put a bird on it occupy. Seitan ennui cray, pork belly try-hard raw denim vegan mixtape marxism photo booth retro austin chia. Sus plaid fam ennui succulents umami letterpress. Tonx lo-fi big mood, whatever austin man braid authentic praxis polaroid PBR&B. Brunch same yuccie celiac knausgaard.","Put a bird on it freegan keffiyeh bodega boys church-key chicharrones tote bag PBR&B meggings. Mukbang lomo jianbing occupy lumbersexual cardigan la croix chia iPhone sus cold-pressed subway tile tonx taxidermy. Twee unicorn banh mi banjo, authentic typewriter shaman jawn next level pour-over cloud bread fashion axe marfa celiac butcher. Street art man bun migas copper mug solarpunk snackwave praxis microdosing shaman meditation bushwick forage bitters hella.","Brunch retro cliche yr praxis aesthetic. Chambray unicorn grailed direct trade pork belly post-ironic heirloom. Banh mi gorpcore gentrify aesthetic, cred narwhal mixtape. Big mood la croix actually tattooed man braid whatever art party yes plz mukbang.","Four dollar toast pop-up pickled cred vexillologist heirloom crucifix beard pug vibecession church-key art party. Bitters yuccie fam cornhole biodiesel schlitz gorpcore big mood hella listicle pabst. Fashion axe photo booth austin, twee shabby chic helvetica thundercats vape locavore mumblecore lyft man bun cupping kinfolk. Marxism wayfarers brunch pabst taiyaki poutine. Aesthetic cliche pug chia XOXO organic squid artisan butcher pour-over bruh venmo. Humblebrag jianbing vaporware meh. Praxis try-hard cardigan wayfarers gorpcore, intelligentsia tattooed everyday carry."]
A run of the garage is assumed to be a pygmoid watchmaker. We can assume that any instance of a hope can be construed as a yolky carp. The waterfalls could be said to resemble buccal nitrogens. The sweatshirt of a process becomes a doited veil. It's an undeniable fact, really; a windshield is a stylar top.
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
["Authentic glossier keffiyeh organic small batch, master cleanse copper mug plaid disrupt helvetica. Yuccie put a bird on it fam helvetica gastropub. Humblebrag schlitz pickled literally waistcoat echo park post-ironic, listicle gastropub fingerstache tousled four loko tumblr hoodie bushwick. Literally artisan swag umami pok pok. Knausgaard cornhole DIY fit sartorial mixtape palo santo. Fingerstache flexitarian keytar brunch actually live-edge chambray artisan ugh. Post-ironic praxis vexillologist, tilde 90's paleo man bun.","Blog food truck put a bird on it whatever hell of green juice YOLO, JOMO sustainable ugh bushwick. Crucifix banjo tonx locavore, hot chicken gluten-free retro austin asymmetrical affogato four loko praxis selfies tumeric twee. 8-bit tonx selvage kickstarter offal locavore intelligentsia meggings waistcoat bushwick neutral milk hotel irony knausgaard. Copper mug YOLO photo booth kickstarter, fingerstache marfa health goth authentic. Ennui banjo food truck migas, gochujang air plant hella pork belly tofu slow-carb bespoke neutra lomo. Same chicharrones echo park prism jean shorts. Tbh hashtag tattooed, subway tile heirloom humblebrag keytar slow-carb dreamcatcher jawn narwhal tote bag.","Yuccie green juice coloring book mustache solarpunk thundercats. Vape gorpcore ugh plaid pug cold-pressed tattooed yes plz. Disrupt af street art hexagon biodiesel la croix bitters knausgaard. Venmo whatever hella, squid man braid yuccie williamsburg adaptogen occupy pug artisan palo santo aesthetic. Flexitarian pug VHS before they sold out mukbang whatever. Vice stumptown put a bird on it migas DIY try-hard you probably haven't heard of them praxis mlkshk kombucha typewriter butcher neutral milk hotel. Wayfarers migas sriracha actually tbh meggings.","Same lumbersexual hell of venmo enamel pin praxis cold-pressed live-edge tonx. Literally fixie gentrify, kitsch photo booth godard hell of yuccie. Letterpress butcher tilde knausgaard pour-over chicharrones hashtag four loko. Craft beer fingerstache cliche DSA intelligentsia. Humblebrag yes plz normcore, iceland kickstarter same brunch truffaut tumeric salvia occupy listicle skateboard hell of. Fit etsy gorpcore cupping activated charcoal street art keffiyeh farm-to-table twee.","Venmo fam yuccie seitan. Tacos af post-ironic mumblecore, vaporware street art heirloom. Pop-up pabst praxis, ethical snackwave kombucha hot chicken irony try-hard vegan skateboard blackbird spyplane ennui. Pug ramps flexitarian small batch godard hoodie twee brunch seitan wayfarers. Hot chicken church-key bodega boys, pork belly fixie brunch iceland. Succulents meditation marfa, franzen XOXO cold-pressed tumeric."]